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Blow Ups and Downs
D. Daigle


Blow-up dolls were all the rage in the 1980s. A girlfriend - of
the inflatable-variety – that doesn’t nag about your job or
hygiene, yet does submit to your every sexual pleasure!
Admittedly, ‘She’ was a bit on the passive-side and, come to
think of it, prone to puncture, but when it came to sex – Ms
Dolly never had any complaints.


Not to mention that She was always easy to get hold of (as long
as you could remember where you left her) and if She was ever
feeling a little down, you need only ‘pump her up’ and She’d be
back to her old self.

Of course, nowadays, doll technology has come along way. From
battery-powered, vibrating moveable parts to a variety of
hairstyles so that you can customize your plaything’s look, right
down to “Shaved” or “Natural.”

Then there are even a range of dolls ‘for her pleasure.’ These
blow-up hunks are complete with stiff ‘appendages’ and life-like
abs. And there is even a dude-doll modeled after a Roman
gladiator. So, when your Russell Crowe-alike isn’t being put to
good use in a solo-love session, consider this – he makes a great
watch-dog! Prop the large armoured guy against your window to
scare off potential intruders… Home security and a sex partner
for as little as $105!

Nevertheless, as far as substitutions go, some love dolls are
better than others. Take for example the Vanna doll, based on
ex-ballet dancer, and former Miss Nude World, Vanna Lace.
Supposedly the very latest in mock-girlfriend technology, the
Vanna doll is “the ultimate experience for those of you who want
to have me all to yourself,” Ms. Lace claims. Apparently the doll
was built with the assistance of “Hollywood’s top special effect
artists” although, how does this plastic doppelganger compare to
the real deal?

Well, the doll has an “articulated skeleton” of PVC bones and
“aluminium joints that simulate human motion” (doesn’t all this
technical talk just make you incredibly horny?). This skeleton is
then covered with “a life-like formulation of soft, elastic,
silicone skin.” According to Vanna, the silicone rubber “feels
just like me;” and she isn’t just talking about her breasts.

To top it off, this creepy copy is “personified” in Vanna’s image
– “My twin in every way!” - but you’d be mistaken in thinking
that you wouldn’t be able to tell the two apart. Kids would have
hours of fun playing spot the difference between pictures of
Vanna and Vanna Love Doll (hint: The real Vanna is the one with
the wooden smile on her face).

So, the bottom line, what’s the price tag for your very own
Vanna-duplicate? $5495.00 (plus a $395.00 shipping charge), which
begs the question: who is the real dummy?

There is a better value selection at www.wildsidelingerie.com
LOVE DOLL section. Most of the clones on offer have
‘realistic-feeling’ mouths, vaginas, and anuses, some even
vibrate!!!

Yet, sadly, none of the makers took the opportunity to bless the
dolls with ‘bonus-entries.’ Why not add an extra un-anatomically
correct orifice behind the left ear? That’s what I’d call more
bang for your buck!!

To see what's available visit www.wildsidelingerie.com  Sex Toy
Department then click on Love Dolls.



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